Yay! People left me comments :) Anyway, I've got some work to do but I figured I should answer all the questions I've been sent so far. Yippee! :) Btw, Suz - I appreciate you choosing to procrastinate by visiting my blog and sending me 33 questions. *grins* I'm always available to aid in procrastination... j/k :) Also got one question from someone named Shary (who was the first person to leave comments on my last 2 entries, so if you're reading this...thanks!) and so here they all are now. :) Hope everyone reading this has a great rest-of-the-week and weekend.

1. Want to be friends? ---Shary
Uh, sure, I wouldn’t mind having more friends online. :) Plus, the ones I have in real life are pretty psycho. ;) I'll be sure to check out your blog once I get some free time.

2. What is the world coming to?
I don’t really know, but… “What the world needs now is love, sweet love; it’s the only thing that there’s just too little of…What the world needs now is love, sweet love; no, not just for some but for everyone.”

3. WHY DOES YOUR CHATTERBOX HATE ME?
It’s got issues. I’ll discuss its feelings of hatred with it and hopefully it’ll behave itself then. :)

4. What is Todd's favourite cheese?
Jackie just called up and said it was a form of Roquefort. We'll see about that...

5. Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Awww, crap. I really should read Catch-22 sometime. Though I probably couldn’t answer the question then, either. :)

6. I'm sweet and juicy. What's your angle?
Uh…must be obtuse, since I don’t really understand this question…

7. whatisthematrix?
An extremely elaborate world constructed by the computers in order to…ah hell, I’ll just pretend the question was “what’s whatisthematrix.com?” and go from there. And the answer to that question is that whatisthematrix.com is the website for the Matrix movies…where you’ll probably find out even less about what the matrix is. ;) Or not. Check it out. :)

8. Where's waldo?
I don’t know, dude, but I’d look in those books with that little guy wearing red and white in them…

9. Why do the people with the least to say say it the loudest?
Because the people with a lot to say can’t figure out how to say it all all at once, and so the people with the least to say say their nothings instead.

10. Why the HELL is it snowing in April?
Because the evil-spirited weather gods are waiting for my exams to start before it gets even remotely sunny, warm, or pleasant outside; that way they know I’ll be stuck inside, studying.

11. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
*laughs* THAT is an excellent question. Maybe they’re pre-shrunk.

12. What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Well, if I was gonna do anything, I’d probably stop the animal (you know, if it was soft, small, cuddly and good-natured) from eating the plant and give it something else to eat, and like, take the animal and the endangered plant to some preserve-the-endangered-species type place… But really, what are the chances that I’d see the animal and the plant in the first place, and know what’s on the endangered species list?

13. Got milk?
Yes, I do, actually! I’m running low, though. Mmm, milk.

14. What's the meaning of life?
42…

15. What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Heehee. Everyone go watch that Simpsons episode. :)

16. If a tree falls in the forest and...yeah yeah yeah....
“But Bart, how can sound exist if there’s no one there to hear it?”
Lisa rocks. :) Again, go watch the episode called “Dead Putting Society”.

17. What is the ultimate goal of a question?
A question mark.

18. What if a chicken is just an egg's way of making more eggs?
Um…but…why would an egg destroy itself to create a chicken to create more eggs?

19. Why does my mom have 5 closets full of 'nothing to wear'?
*grins* I don’t know, but I have about 2 and I don’t have anything to wear, either.

20. If toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap a piece of toast butter side up to the back of a cat and drop it?
Something freakin’ hilarious, that’s what. ;)

21. ...why, oh why, am I not working right now....?
I don’t know, hun. You’re always such a slacker hard worker. In fact, you probably slack off work too hard, you slacker workaholic!

22. You're not REGRETTING adding this little question box yet, are you?
Er, not YET… ;)

23. What's new, pussycat?
Whoa, oh, whoa, oh…

24. Wherefore art thou Romeo?
Um…the last time I checked, I was Juliet. So I don’t know…but what’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

25. Who's the first chick on your banner? Tara? I don't recognize her....
Indeedy-do. That is, in fact, Tara, who I quite liked. Wish she was still around, but hey, there’s probably more angst this way. ;)

26. Why, why, do I try to love you, try to love you when you really don't want me to...?
Well, you’re probably kind of a masochistic glutton for punishment if you’re in love with Narcissus. :) Well, maybe you like all those little rejections…

27. why does nose have an s and doze have a z?
‘Cause the S in “nose” is runny like a runny nose and the Z in “doze” is like the Z’s in ZZZZZZ. :)

28. Why does lose have one o and choose have 2?
‘Cause “lose” lost one of them, and “choose” couldn’t decide between two of them. Duh.

29. oh god, WHY is it snowing in april...?
“You can plan a pretty picnic, but you can't predict the weather, Ms. Jackson”…

30. Do you know who's asking you all of these questions? :)
Indeed. It’s my favorite former XF fan/current BNL fan/ear with feet/pseudo-suburbanite Suzy q. *grins*

31. How do you say 'nice shoes' in Elvish?
Uh, no idea. But I can tell you how to say “You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny” instead, if you want. ;)

32. who invented ping-pong?
The ping pong ball was invented by James Gibb and Jacques&Son were the first ones to see a “Ping-Pong” game in 1900. I actually researched that answer. Maybe in the future I’ll just stick with my standard response:

Questioner: “Who invented ping-pong?”
Me: “Mister Ping-pong!”

*grins*

33. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Yes, I’m sure it is. :)

34. WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO AND WHY AM I BLOWING IT OFF SO BADLY?!??
“I don’t care what my teacher says. I’m gonna be a supermodel.” …

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There! *Whew* All done, all answered, nice question-free inbox for the time being. ;) Looking forward to more. Hehe.